this is who i strive to be in life
For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models
you can’t even please everyone so why the hell try to when you can just do what makes you happy
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you
Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.
"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink"
The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.
america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit
What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”
people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports